Grand Theft Auto V (2013 Video Game)
Robert T. Bogue: Steve Haines
Quotes
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Steve Haines : Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor Philips : Who doesn't?
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Dave Norton : You feel that? The water getting warmer.
Michael De Santa : Did you wet your pants, Davey?
Steve Haines : This is a cooling tunnel. Of course it's getting warmer. No one urinated.
Michael De Santa : Uh, I know for a fact that ain't true.
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United Paper Man : Detain this man!
Steve Haines : Fuck you! I should detain you! I just took a bullet for my country!
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Steve Haines : The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael De Santa : Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines : That makes you doubly dumb.
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Michael De Santa : Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines : Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.
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Michael De Santa : Davey, can't you do anything about this fucking turd?
Steve Haines : [sarcastically] Yeah, Dave, what can you do about me?
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Steve Haines : [confronting Franklin out of nowhere] Whoa. What's up, playa?
Dave Norton : Hello, Franklin.
Franklin : Man, I don't know y'all. We done.
Steve Haines : Hey, we ain't done yet, homie. Not yet.
Dave Norton : Nearly.
Franklin : Man, what the fuck do y'all want me to do? Kill the president? Fuck his wife or something? Or invade some fucking country?
Steve Haines : No, no, something more sensible.
Dave Norton : Something that's got to be done.
Steve Haines : Hey. When the timing's right, you're gonna take old Trevor and put him out to pasture, homie.
Dave Norton : See, Michael will be sensible. But Trevor. Trevor won't be.
Steve Haines : Trevor is a liability that none of us can afford.
Franklin : Man, Trevor saved you. He saved all y'all asses.
Dave Norton : And it's unfortunate.
Steve Haines : Hey, when we give you the word, you're gonna do this thing.
Franklin : Get Michael to do it. Me and Trevor cool, dog.
Dave Norton : Michael can't do it. Trevor won't let him near.
Steve Haines : That's why it's up to you, homie.
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Steve Haines : [about Devin] That guy gets more tail than a... than a tail-catcher.
Trevor Philips : I'll have to fucking remember that one.
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Steve Haines : You get to work, and, uh, I'm not here.
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Steve Haines : [is shot in the leg] Ow! Same goddamn leg!
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Michael De Santa : It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines : Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.
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United Paper Man : Put your weapon down!
Steve Haines : Fuck you. We know you Agency boys are balls-deep in a plot to drive up your funding by any means necessary.
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Trevor Philips : [answers phone] Who the fuck is this?
Steve Haines : The guy keeping you out of the gas chamber. Townley's on the way. We need to talk face to face. Warehouse off Dutch London in Banning.
Trevor Philips : Oh, we can do more than talk, my friend.