Grand Theft Auto V (2013 Video Game)
Bryan Scott Johnson: Dr. Isiah Friedlander
Quotes
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Dr. Isiah Friedlander : Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa : He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
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Dr. Isiah Friedlander : So, pal, what's the source of conflict this time?
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Dr. Isiah Friedlander : Here, can we just get a quick photo together?
[sits next to Michael and snaps the picture]
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : Cheese.
Michael De Santa : What is this?
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : I really think I can't treat you anymore. The fact is... I'm in love with you.
Michael De Santa : [jumps back] The fuck you talking about, Doc?
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : Okay, I'm just kidding, that's not true. See? You're learning.
Michael De Santa : What's going on?
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : I think you need a new therapist, and, I'm leaving town. I've got a TV show. I'm gonna be famous.
[sing-songy]
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : I'm gonna be famous! Ha, think of the fucking tail. All those fucking bitches who called me pube head, they'll be lining up to suck it now.
Michael De Santa : [advances menacingly toward Friedlander] You got a TV show? You?
Dr. Isiah Friedlander : [backing toward the door] Uh, best not to think too closely about what I just said. It's not like I'll be using real names. I-I'm really discreet. Bye now.
[leaves office; Michael chases after him]