V/H/S (2012)
Drew Sawyer: Clint (segment "Amateur Night")
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Quotes
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[Clint hears Lily whisper to him at the bar for the first time]
Clint : What?
[Lily talks without any sound]
Clint : I - I have no idea what you're saying. Why are you all alone?
[Clint finally gets his drinks he was waiting for]
Clint : Thanks, man.
Clint : Hey, you want to go meet some people over there?
Lily : [Lily silently whispers] I like you.
Clint : Well, I like you too. So, do you ever come here... before?
Lily : [Lily whispers quietly again] I like you.
Clint : Oh, okay.
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[Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]
Shane : Oh, perfect fit!
Patrick : Gimme! Gimme one of these!
Shane : It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!
Clint : What?
Shane : That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!
Shane : [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror] Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?
Clint : Yeah.
Shane : These are not just any glasses, my friend.
Clint : They're dork glasses.
Shane : These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!
Patrick : There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!
Shane : Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!
Clint : Where can you get em'?
Patrick : Internet, like...
[Patrick continues to laugh all over]
Shane : Oh, it's so good! I can't even...
Clint : Am I just, like, a spy now?
Shane : Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.
Clint : I get it. I know what you want to do.
Patrick : [Patrick laughs and yells out] Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.
