Robot Chicken (TV Series)

The Core, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (2011)

Brian Austin Green: Brian Austin Green, Kratos, General

Quotes 

• Kratos : I, Kratos, the God of War, feed the Blades of Chaos with the blood orbs of your souls!

• Athena : Quickly, Kratos! Pleasure your lovers and receive a bounty of blood orbs!

  Kratos : Uh, one of them's a dude...

  Athena : What's the problem? You're in Greece.

• Kratos : I am not sleeping with a dude!

  Athena : Surely you would at least let him watch, if I offered you one thousand blood orbs!

  Kratos : The Blades of Chaos are thirsty... I could not turn that down.

  Athena : Then let's make it fifteen hundred, and he gets to play with your balls!

  Kratos : Wha... What do you think I am?

  Athena : We already established what you are, now we're just negotiating!

  Kratos : Oh, I see what you did there. Very smug and demeaning.

• Athena : I'm just going to throw this out there: two thousand blood orbs, anything goes.

  [pause] 

  Kratos : All right.

  [steps forward] 

  Kratos : You're not going to watch, are you?

  Athena : Only as long as I need to.