- Lisa Simpson: Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, stupid. Stop thinking about having fun and have it.
- Bart Simpson: There is no virus. I made the whole thing up.
- Lifeguard Dave: But the general's warning!
- Bart Simpson: That was Treat Williams in a movie.
- Treat Williams: I thought that general looked familiar.
- [Other passengers surround him]
- Treat Williams: What? I'm in a lot of movies.