- Chris Traeger: Ms. Swanson, do you, as you claimed, have evidence linking Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt to law-breaking?
- Tammy Two: Absolutely.
- [Leslie shakes her head]
- Tammy Two: I have several photographs that will definitively prove...
- Chris Traeger: May I remind you that you are under oath and that if you lie, I will fire you and have you prosecuted?
- Tammy Two: Nothing. They will definitively prove nothing. You cut me off! Heh heh. I don't have any "evidence"! Oh, Chris, so silly. Okay, bye guys.
- [stands up to leave]
- Tammy Two: Leslie, have fun with this trial. Yayy!
- [Ethel gives Leslie a thumbs-up]
- Leslie Knope: George, I notice you're wearing glasses; yet, on the day in question, I don't recall you wearing glasses. Could it be because you WEREN'T wearing glasses?
- George: I never wear 'em on the job.
- Leslie Knope: Can you take your glasses off please
- [George removes his glasses]
- Leslie Knope: and-and read this for us?
- George: [George reads the paper in Leslie's hand] "I could read this
- [Leslie moves the paper away, George reads louder]
- George: if I weren't so blind"!
- Leslie Knope: Well, well, that went terribly.