- Josh: I'm a werewolf and he's a vampire and that's how we can see ghosts.
- Aidan: It's like we're different countries on the same continent.
- Josh: And - and if I'm not far away from here in an hour or so, you will be in mortal danger.
- Zoe Gonzales: Mortal danger. Right.
- Josh: Yeah, this isn't a joke.
- Zoe Gonzales: So - so you're going to turn into a wolf and have me for dinner.
- Aidan: Okay, listen very carefully. He's telling the truth.
- Zoe Gonzales: Oh, of course. Of course it's the truth. You got to be the cool vampire. Everybody wants to be the cool vampire.
- Aidan: You got it!
- Josh: We're not making this up! I'm not making this up!
- [Aidan shows Zoe his fangs]
- Zoe Gonzales: [gasps] Holy crap! You're monsters.
- Josh: Thank you.
- Josh: It smells like a slaughterhouse up in your room, Aidan! None of those doors are gonna last more than five seconds. The wolf's gonna smell the blood and go nuts and then he's gonna smell Zoe and go even more nuts! He's gonna run through this place like it was made of cardboard!
- Josh: Really? You're just gonna leave Zoe there with Miss Dead by Dawn Swallow Your Soul? Go sit with her!
- Aidan: If you ever get in my face again, I...
- Josh: What? You'll kill me, huh? You'll kill Zoe? You're gone, man. You started feeding live! You murdered those two girls, those two human beings under our roof! This sacred place! Does it stop, Aidan? When does it stop? I feel like I'm the only one trying anymore, like I'm dangling off the cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them!
- Aidan: Vampires don't drink werewolves.
- Josh: Why?
- Aidan: I don't know! Because of the smell!
- Josh: Oh, come on!
- Aidan: I always took the smell as a warning. Either way, it's just something we don't do, we don't ever do, ever!
- Josh: Okay, you know what? If this is one of those vampire Jim Crow laws, you need to get over it. Okay? I have blood, you need blood, and Zoe's not an option.
- Sally Malik: I want you gone. I thought I made that clear.
- Reaper: It's not that simple.
- Sally Malik: But this is all in my head.
- Reaper: And I can't leave. I'm a part of you. So now, we wait.
- Sally Malik: For what?
- Reaper: For you to slip. And when you fall... the only one left to catch you will be me.