Jonathan Lieu: Arsenio Wang, The Great Lozar, Igor, Bruce Lie, Wong Way, Angry Andy, Mad Mike's Cousin, Confusion The Chinese Prophet, Infomerciel Host, Master Pee Uew, Prof. Yueng, The Great Lozar the World's Worst Magician, Chinese Hip-Hopping Vampire, Hop-Sing the Christmas Cook, Hung Lo the Elf, Igor the Hunchback, Igora, The Blind Master, The Great Lozar World's Worst Magician, Twista-Loc J, Angry Andy, Cooking with Cootie Tang, Cooking with Cooty Tan, Cooking with Cooty Tang, Deputy Barney Fifel, He Hung-Lo, Imitation Irnie ,Fake Freddy's Cousin, Infomercial Announcer, Informercial Host, Little mean kid at B-Day Party #1, Master P-yu, Ping-Pong the Elf, Rice Man, Sue-You, Lawyer and Navigator, Twista Lock J., #1 little kid at party, Annoying little kid, Arsenio Tang, Asian kid wearing a helmet, Billy Bob Buford, Billy Bob Wang, Bitchie Cunningham, Bumbling Spectre, Chang Lee the Elf, China Claus, China Clause, Chinese Hopping Ghost, Chinese Hopping Vampire Leader, Chino, Ding Dong the Elf, Egay, El Japoness from Jalisco, Fish Face, Flip, Green Ranger, Hands So-Low, Happy the Mime, Hip-Hop sing the Cook, Hop-Silly the Cook, Horny Toad, Horny Toad the Sidekick, Infected Zombie #1, L'l Chino, Limus, Little Lozar, Living Dead Elvis 2, Looney Lee, Master Pee Yu, Master Po, Master Wong Way, Mean little kid #1, Morten, Mr. Big, Nightshadow #3, O'graton, Officer He Hung-Lo, Old Man, Pee-gor, Pei Mei, Ping Pong the Elf, Ping-Pong the Chinese Pilgrim, Ping-Pong the X-Mas Fairy, Qwai Chang Co-Caine, Rat, Red-Neck Victim, Restaurant Owner, Rudolph the Asian Reindeer who can't drive., Silly, Skippy the Pilgrim, Spank-it, Studdering Customer, The Cowardly Hamster, The Hilarious Thing from Beijing, Thor Miranda, Tim O'hair of the dog, Town person being Interviewed, Twista-Lock J, Wedgie Victim #2, Wong Epstein, Zombie Elvis, Zoo Keeper