Willie Tarts: Mad Mike, Looney Larry, Dr. Skaer U. Crappless, Dr. Sigmund Fraud, Phooey the Clown, Bro-Bot, Fake Freddy, Count Suckula the Gay Vampire, Wally Wonderbread, Billy the Assistant, Little Richard, Dr. Love, Nostro-dumbass, Elvis De-Presedly, Bomerang Bob from Australia, Dr. Vortex, Leroy the Elf from Compton, Sir Ambercromby Wethersby, Boomerang Bob from Australia, Elvis De-pressedly, Elvis Depressly, M.C. Epileptic, Billy, Leroy the Homeless Elf, Little Willie, Pippy the Polite-White Pilgrim, Pissed-off Zombie, The Blind Referee, Eric the Viking, Pooey the Clown, Tiny Tim Tyrone, Brotha-Claus, Mr. McFeely the Mailman, Puff Dumpy, School Principle, Carl Coalblack, Count Suckula, Doolamite Jr., Fux Mold-er, Marcos the Loser, Mr. Spook, Pissed-Off Zombie, Principle Dekles, Rod Sirloin-steak, Scared Steve the Security Guard, Shoalin Master of Nonsense, The Glitch Gremlin, Thirsty Ernie, Uncle Tom Turkey, Buugs Bunney, Captain Ridiculous, Cheeche, Doolemite Jr., Dr. Scaer U. Crapless, Ebenezer Stooge, Elvis De-Presley, Elvis Deppresley, Ghetto Clause, Li'l Willy, Lionheart, Madless Mike, Monster Hunter Rex Ravage, Mr. Magoo, Nice Truck Driver, Professor Vortex, Puff Dumpy the Rapper, Ricky Retart, Sheriff Andy Failure, Steve the Scared Security Guard, Stone Cold Steve Autistic, Stretch Palmstrong Porno Prince, The Amazing Willie T., The Mega-MacDaddy, The Peeper, The Principle, The Valentine's Therapist, African-American Turkey, Alien Commander, Andrew Dice Mud, Andrew Dice-Gay, Animal Control Officer, Animal Rights Activist, Announcer, Ass-Ape General, Awful Alan, Awful Allan, Baby New Year, Bad News Barney, Baron Von Unzipper, Bastard Scrooge, Bayou Bob, Ben Cartwrong, Billy Bob Barberino, Black Ranger, Bob Boycott, Bro-bot, Brotha Clause, Brotha- Clause, Brotha-Clause, Buckweed...