Robert Castro: Mr. Mumbles, Happy the Mime, Little Woody the Perverted Puppet, Happy the World's Worst Mime, Captain Jerk, Armpit Artie, Dopie Failure, Listerine, Looney Lappy, Victim #1, A-hole #1, Alfartfa, Arnold Horse-Ass, Bayou Beto, Billy Bob PePe, Bum begging for food, Camera man, Chinese Hopping Vampire with one-leg, Chuey the Elf, Chuntee-Claus, Crapper, Donald Dump 'The World's Whitest, Dr. Crappless's camera man, Dr. Tortilla, Drunk Alien, Drunk Spectator, Federico, Ginger Bread, Homeless Bum, Idiot on the Street, Innocent Bystander, Li'l Moco, Little Hoe Cartwrong, Little Mumbles, Looney Gary, Looney Harry, Looney Larry, Lugee the Mucas Maker, Louigee's Cousin, Mr. McFeely the Touchy Mailman, Mr. McFeely the too-friendly Mailman, Mr. Stumbles, Mumbles the Elf, Mummy of Mexico, Narcolepsy Miranda, Nightshadow #5, Obie Wan the Okie, Paco, Paco Schmidt, Paco the Dead Leprechaun, Pig Sweat, Pot-si, Raging Robert, Angry Andy's Brother, Ray Scist, Richest Rapper', Sappy Wappy Victim, Senior Sifyllas, Sid the Squid, Smelly Kelly the Cowboy, Sniper, Snuffawaffukus, Staggering Drunk, Student of Wong Way, Svengali Tamale, The Fool from Istanbul, The Vampire, Victim #3 going to the restroom and enjoying it, Wedgie Victim #3, Woodstuck, Zombie Bigfoot #1