Brian Fleck: Ivan Sutherland
Quotes
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Ivan Sutherland : Tom, I got to tell you. It is so awesome being married, man. I mean, having someone I love who loves me? I feel like every day is going to be the best day of my life.
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Ivan Sutherland : When was the last time you, you know, made love?
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Ivan Sutherland : Dude. That is not good for your health! I was reading somewhere that guys who don't ejaculate at least once a day are one-third more likely to get prostate cancer!
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Tom Caudell : With all the websites out there, there's literally something for everyone. I mean, if you can think of it, a whole bunch of people are seriously into it!
Ivan Sutherland : Uh, you mean, like, ass play?
Tom Caudell : Absolutely!
Ivan Sutherland : GILFs?
Tom Caudell : Are you kidding me? Literally millions of people!
Ivan Sutherland : Fruits and vegetables?
Tom Caudell : What do you think?
Ivan Sutherland : Like... zucchinis?
Tom Caudell : Of course!
Ivan Sutherland : Um... what about, say, cantaloupes?
Tom Caudell : With a lot of practice, enough lube, and a can-do attitude, why the hell not?
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Ivan Sutherland : Porn is not reality! Even if it is 'virtual' reality, these days! You need, you know, contact with another human being. Relationships are everything!
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Ivan Sutherland : Okay, how 'bout bald white guys who remind people of a cut-rate Stanley Tucci?