- Butt-head: Good evening. Tonight Beavis and I will be discussing a wonderful and inspiring film called "The Human Centipede."
- Butt-head: This is an ad for one of those boner pill commercials.
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- Butt-head: Levitan may cause excessive vomiting, loss of vision, bluriness...
- Beavis: And a boner that goes on for four hours!
- Butt-head: That would be cool!