- Jake: I threw a rusted out engine block at her and she stopped it midair and threw it right back at me. It was magical.
- Hartley: But the stress of keeping this secret is getting to me. I'm starting to lose my hair. I mean, the shower drain looks like it's wearing a wig.
- Middle Aged Colby: Aging 30 years in a day has me so confused. I don't know whether to play Little League or coach it.