- [When Angel walks in, all conversation abruptly ceases]
- Angel Ortiz: What are you ladies pretending to not talk about?
- Kelly: Nothing. Uh, certainly not your sexual preference.
- [Lee takes Connie for a ride on a motorcycle]
- Lee Standish: Pretty sweet, huh?
- Connie Standish: What?
- Lee Standish: The motorcycle, it's pretty sweet!
- Connie Standish: I can't hear a word you're saying!
- Lee Standish: I dress up as a woman for work!
- Connie Standish: What?
- Lee Standish: I said, I dress up as a woman for work and it's made me a better person!
- Connie Standish: Seriously, what are you saying?
- [Thinking he's a lesbian, Angel's coworkers push him to confess his feelings for Lee, both of whom are masquerading as women]
- Angel Ortiz: The truth is I'm in love with you.
- Lee Standish: Um, well how long have you felt this way, Angel?
- Angel Ortiz: Ever since we met. I can't tell you how many nights I've drawn your face on a pillow and put it between my legs!
- Lee Standish: Well, I'm flattered. I treasure you as a friend, Angel, but I am straight.
- Angel Ortiz: So you like men?
- Lee Standish: Yes.
- Angel Ortiz: You like having sex with men?
- Lee Standish: Yes... I like having sex with men.
- Angel Ortiz: I'm sorry, could you say that again while I record it as my ring tone?