- Rex: I just don't get girls. How can they get so...
- [Rex gets excited]
- Rex: El Amor Passion de la Amor. How come you didn't tell me that E. A. D.L.P.D.A. is made here?
- Noah: Uh, probably because I didn't believe you still watch a soap opera.
- Rex: It's a telenovela. The actresses are smokin' hot. And I don't have cable. And... come dude, don't be a hater.
- Noah: It's the Page Jacket - not me. You put this on, everyone would think you work here. Still I gotta admit, it's pretty cool.
- Rex: [to an Evo Mongoose] Can we please do this a little more quietly? And with a lot less you trying to kill me?
- Noah: Rex? Finally. How's the jacket?
- Rex: Uh, well, the good news is you won't notice the stain anymore. Hey, uh, by the way - your page training -did it include anything about the creepy backstage in Studio B?
- Noah: What? What are you-?
- Rex: No reason. I was just thinking hypothetically, what would happen if I used your jacket to take a quick peek at the telenovela, and end up chasing some kiler Evo mongoose - hypothetically?... Uh, Noah?
- Noah: Sorry, just trying to figure out how to tell my parents I have no future.