Being Human (TV Series)

The Graveyard Shift (2012)

Mark Williams: Regus

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Quotes 

• Annie : What happened to your face?

  Regus : My lunch fought back. I'd rather not talk about it. But who takes a crowbar with them when they walk the dog? Who does? It's just weird.

• Regus : The Nemesis has a burnt arm.

  Annie : What, and that's it?

  Regus : What do you want, an email address? Look, if you see a scary man with a burnt arm run away!

• Annie : What will you do now?

  Regus : Keep moving. See the world. Try not to end up in a hoover bag.

• Annie : Why would you want to save her?

  Regus : You really want an answer to this right now?

  Annie : Before I bring the baby into the weird vampire's house? Yes.

  Regus : Right. For four hundred years I've been collecting and cataloging vampire myths and legends. Four hundred years. In dark rooms, libraries and cellars. Pouring over manuscripts, scrolls, books covered in mildew. Because you can't Google this stuff, you know.

  [Starting to freak out] 

  Regus : I've got asthma. Actual asthma. Vampires don't get asthma. And no one wanted to know about my work. They just laughed and ate another virgin. So that has to be worth something. If it's not true-if that baby doesn't mean the end of the vampires-then what have I been doing for all those years? It will have meant nothing!