- Gerry Standing: Oh, Charlie, look, I'm sorry to talk shop all the time. it must bore to death.
- Charlene Scott: It's OK, I'm used to it.
- Steve McAndrew: Charlie's in forensics. It's how we met. Over a cadaver. It was liver at first sight, eh, darling?
- Gerry Standing: Listen, if I'm going to be forced to stay in this place for another seven bleeding days, I'm not going to waste my time watching you make a prat of yourself. We do this by the book.
- [Steve chuckles]
- Gerry Standing: What're you laughing at?
- Steve McAndrew: [chuckling] You sound just like Sandra.
- Gerry Standing: Tchah.
- [first lines]
- Gerry Standing: Aaough.
- Steve McAndrew: Thought you were the golfer.
- Gerry Standing: [chuckles] So did I.
- [Steve chuckles]
- Gerry Standing: Go on then.
- Steve McAndrew: OK.
- Gerry Standing: A really difficult green to read, I tell you.
- Steve McAndrew: I know, I know, I know, I know, you worry. Here we go.
- DAC Robert Strickland: Morning.
- Steve McAndrew: Oh, morning, sir.
- DAC Robert Strickland: What are you two doing?
- Steve McAndrew: Final hole of the open.
- Gerry Standing: You've no idea about the amount of *crap* that UCOS got in the early days. I mean at first everyone said 'Oh yeah, what a great idea' but then they realized we were working just a bit too well; we were showing up ex-coppers for what they actually were: slovenly, disinterested, and in some cases downright bent!
- Steve McAndrew: Gerry.
- Gerry Standing: Where're you going?
- Steve McAndrew: On the Underground.
- Gerry Standing: The Underground?
- Steve McAndrew: Mm-hm, Glasgow does Underground.
- Gerry Standing: I was surprised by the electric lights.
- [last lines]
- Gerry Standing: You know what? Scotland's beginning to grow on me.
- Steve McAndrew: What, you're actually willing to come back again?
- Gerry Standing: Yeah, could well do, actually. If you could ever scrape together eleven decent players to give us a game.
- DAC Robert Strickland: Glasgow's been in touch.
- Steve McAndrew: Oh?
- DAC Robert Strickland: They're setting up their own cold case review section.
- Gerry Standing: What, like this one?
- DAC Robert Strickland: I doubt it'll ever be quite like this one, no.
- Steve McAndrew: You ever actually been to Scotland?
- Gerry Standing: Once. 1973, England 5 Scotland nil, can't remember the rest.
- DCI Fiona MacDougall: [describing Gerry's appearance after being attacked] You look terrible.
- Steve McAndrew: He always looks like that.