- Jennifer Jareau: [opening quote] "A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew" - Herb Caen
- Emily Prentiss: If you want to keep your head out of the headlines tomorrow, just do one thing
- Deputy Director Doug Bailey: What?
- Emily Prentiss: Stay the hell out of my way!
- Penelope Garcia: Douglas! Do you want to catch Claire Durham's killer? Because, you can either protect the people you serve or protect your ass, but you can't do both!
- Deputy Director Doug Bailey: The answer is still no
- Penelope Garcia: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Emily Prentiss: Penelope...
- Penelope Garcia: [while looking at Emily and Rossi] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- David Rossi: You're done?
- Jennifer Jareau: [seeing Tyler being brought in] Think Rossi will be able to get anywhere with him?
- Luke Alvez: I'd think the real question is: will he survive Garcia? Looks like Tyler Green is Garcia's most hated
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Sounds like you miss it, buddy
- Luke Alvez: [giggling] No, he can have that title
- Penelope Garcia: Morning
- Tyler Green: [walks in] Morning
- Penelope Garcia: How did you sleep?
- Tyler Green: My cell doesn't have a matrass, so... no... not great
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, that sucks. I slept amazing, big bed, plenty of pillows that non-criminals sleep in
- Penelope Garcia: [sitting behind her computer, knocking on the door] Come in
- [more knocks]
- Penelope Garcia: I said: Come In!
- Tyler Green: I can't, the door is locked
- Penelope Garcia: [walks angry to the door and talks through the door before unlocking] Look! Clearly, you don't like me and I don't like you. It's, I don't know, pheromonal or maybe because you blew my life up, so why don't you go get help from one of the other dozen IT-people who work for the FBI?
- Tyler Green: They're not as good as you, that's the other reason why I found you. I knew you're the best
- Penelope Garcia: [unlocks the door] How do I know you're not a boundary breaking jerk face forever?
- Tyler Green: [presents a gift] I brought a peace offering
- Penelope Garcia: [opens the box, a black kitten comes out] Oh! What on earth? Where did you...?
- Tyler Green: Rossi helped me, I guess there's a cat rescue
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, I thought you don't like cats?
- Tyler Green: Oh, I don't
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, I know a bribe when I see one. And by the way: a rescue cat is a terrible peace offering! And if you want me back at the table, you have to take it one step further
- David Rossi: [to Tyler who wants to kill the unsub] I got to tell you, that there is nothing better than a psychopath grow old in prison
- David Rossi: [listing properties of a person] Wannabe cannibal
- Tyler Green: That rings a bell. Search for the term: overbite
- David Rossi: [sits down behind a tablet] Alright, hold on... think they make these damn keyboard any smaller?