Community (TV Series)
Digital Exploration of Interior Design (2012)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Vice Dean Laybourne. You have a beard. And a ponytail.
Vice Dean Laybourne : I'm going through some stuff right now, Troy. Don't worry about it.
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Dean Pelton : Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway.
Troy Barnes : Your name is Subway?
Subway : Yep, using a groundbreaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation. Real people such as myself are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. I have contractually waived my birth identity, and am now a man and student named Subway.
[Hands Troy his student pass]
Troy Barnes : I don't believe this. Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10".
Jeff Winger : So, you can vote?
Subway : Actually no, because technically I'm only a week old.
Annie Edison : Awww.
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Vice Dean Laybourne : You guys watch that television show together, don't you? Inspector Spacetime. Funny, Troy. You and Abed have always reminded me of the inspector and his trusty constable Reggie.
Troy Barnes : [chuckles] Cool!
Vice Dean Laybourne : The inspector, of course, is smart, decisive, and Reggie is... well, he's Reggie.
Troy Barnes : Reggie is trained in zero-gravity martial arts and has a whistle.
Vice Dean Laybourne : [under his breath] Yeah.
[normal voice]
Vice Dean Laybourne : But he never really gets to blow the whistle unless the inspector says it's okay. Less of a friendship, more of a self-centered nerd and his naive, obedient lapdog. Well, I got a thing. You take care.
[exits leaving Troy dumbfounded]
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Abed Nadir : Yeah, and we're going to build a super awesome pillow fort here at the school.
Britta Perry : Another pillow fort? Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?
Abed Nadir : That was a blanket fort. This will be a pillow fort. Way more difficult, way better.
Troy Barnes : All difficult things are better, like carrying a disease or holding in a fart right now.
