Resident Alien (TV Series)
141 Seconds (2024)
Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson
Quotes
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Sheriff Mike Thompson : There's no mimes in the military. They got "Don't talk, don't tell."
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Deputy Liv Baker : I only hit the curb once, and it was just because I was distracted by a pigeon with a limp. Poor thing. And then I almost hit the pigeon.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Don't worry about limping pigeons. Over time, they've developed the ability to fake ankle injuries to get more bread from people. It's sad. It used to be such a proud bird.
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Deputy Liv Baker : You called me a liar, Nana.
Nana Baker : I did not. I called you a fantasist. I said you were always making stuff up and your relationship with reality was tenuous at best.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : That seems worse.
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Judy Cooper : I saved you a seat. It's the one on this stool.
[giggles]
Sheriff Mike Thompson : [laughs] Could we have a word?
Judy Cooper : It's my butt.
[laughs]
Sheriff Mike Thompson : [laughs] Yeah, I know. Ah, in the back.
Judy Cooper : Yeah, I do that, too.
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Deputy Liv Baker : And you're a master of control?
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Well, I mean, more of a Jedi, but I'm working towards master.