Harley Quinn (TV Series)

Batman Begins Forever (2022)

Kaley Cuoco: Harley Quinn

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Quotes 

• Clayface : [referring to Thomas Wayne]  Any minute, he'll walk into Crime Alley, and then so, too, will his murderer.

  Harley Quinn : Right. It's Joe Cool.

  Poison Ivy : No, that's Joe Chill. "Joe Cool" is when Snoopy wears those, like, sunglasses and pretends to be a college student.

  Dr. Psycho : I thought "Joe Cool" was the camel that sold cigarettes to children.

  Poison Ivy : No, that's Joe Camel. And he doesn't...

  [offscreen, Thomas and Martha are killed] 

  Dr. Psycho : Great. We missed it. Now they're dead. Too busy arguing about fuckin' Snoopy.

• Little Bruce : I don't trust clowns with secrets.

  Harley Quinn : I am barely clown-themed anymore. I just think I look hot like this. I mean, check out how hot these booty shorts make my ass look, right?

  [beat] 

  Harley Quinn : Never mind. You're eight.

• Harley Quinn : If you truly wanted to help Gotham, why not start with affordable housing?

  Little Bruce : People pay for housing?

• Harley Quinn : I thought your rule was no guns.

  Batman : I mean, the real me is against it, but the mind me is flexible.

• Harley Quinn : Will you be paying this copay now or later?

  Little Bruce : Rich people's insurance doesn't have copay.

  Harley Quinn : Ugh! This country's so fucked up.

• Batman : Costume looks good on you, Quinn.

  Harley Quinn : [dressed as Robin]  You don't think the shorts are too short? I know I like to show off a little something, but come on, this is a thong.

• Harley Quinn : [dressed as Robin, to her past self]  You're disgusting, all this destruction and mayhem for what? Do you really like that?

  Harley Quinn : [past]  Mister J likes that. Whatever he likes, I like.

  Harley Quinn : [present]  Ugh! And the accent. Oh my god, girl, ease it down.

  Harley Quinn : [past]  Who do you think you are?

  Harley Quinn : [present]  Not you. Not anymore.

  Harley Quinn : [past]  I think Robin has lost his marbles.

  Harley Quinn : [present]  Some day, you'll get with the love of your life and you'll see how foolish you've been all those years!

  The Joker : Too bad you'll miss the wedding!

  Harley Quinn : [present]  We haven't talked about marriage yet!

  Batman : [arriving on his plane]  Put me down for the fish!

  The Joker : You're not supposed to order the fish. They just put it on the menu to not seem cheap.

• Harley Quinn : [seeing her past self lick "Mister J"]  Ugh, get a room. And some self-esteem.

• Harley Quinn : Y'know, you grow up to have a savior complex. Who do you think you are? You don't sound like "Bruce Wayne" there. You sound like...

  [gasps] 

  Harley Quinn : Holy shit! You're...

  Little Bruce : I am Batman.

  [flash of lightning as the Danny Elfman Batman theme plays] 

  Harley Quinn : [gasps]  How could Bruce be Batman? I mean, sure, he's the richest man in Gotham, so that explains all the vehicles, and he goes missing at big galas when villains show up. Okay, come to think of it, it's very obvious.

  Little Bruce : Wait till you hear who Superman is!

• Harley Quinn : Always a white billionaire coming to a group of Himalayan monk-ninjas and forcing them to train him. What a dickhead.

• Harley Quinn : [as Robin]  Holy post-traumatic stress disorder, Batman!