The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Sheldon hands Amy a gift bag, as a token of apology; Amy isn't pleased at first] Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently-manipu...
[as soon as she takes it out, her tone and demeanor instantly change and she is practically singing]
Amy Farrah Fowler : OHHH, IT'S A TIARA! A tiara! I have a tiara!
[to Penny, talking quickly as she dashes around the room]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
Penny : [helps her put it on] You... look... beautiful.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Yelling happily] OF COURSE I DO, I AM A PRINCESS AND THIS IS MY TIARA!
[she turns, kisses, and embraces Sheldon and doesn't let go]
Sheldon Cooper : [after he slowly, but not uncomfortably, puts his arms around her, to Penny straight-faced] You were right. A tiara was too much.
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Penny : Sheldon, what is wrong with you?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, not much. Although, I can be faulted for being overly fond of koala bears. I don't know what it is. When they start munching on eucalyptus, I just melt inside.
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Sheldon Cooper : I don't think there's anything in this jewelry store that Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier we were just looking at at Sears.
Penny : Oh, my God! Now I know what I sound like to you when I say stupid stuff.
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Penny : So are we celebrating anything special tonight?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh yes! Our relationship agreement specifies that the second Thursday of every month, or the third Thursday in a month with five Thursdays, is date night.
Penny : That is so hot.
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Penny : Sheldon, that pocket watch is ridiculous.
Sheldon Cooper : Nonsense. I look like a train conductor.
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Penny : Well, if it isn't Pasadena's favorite new power couple, Shamy.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Amy] And that is the answer to your question "what is wrong with going to the Cheesecake Factory?"