1313: UFO Invasion (Video 2012) Poster

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3/10
another amazing 1313 movie
Harlow_WU12 April 2014
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Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.

After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.

I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:

(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)

(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)

WIFEY: What are you watching dear?

CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.

WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits)

(secret saved another day)
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3/10
Not worth your time
acerbic-110 January 2013
The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.

The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage.

Seriously, what the hell?

Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.

I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.
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1/10
Now in my top 10 worse films
otter-stl8 May 2013
Quite possibly the worse movie (if you can call it that) I have ever seen. No suspense, no drama, no anything really. One guy shows up at the pool and announces he is there, but no one else is around. Rather comical. Another scene, you see the shadow of the camera filming as it backed up from two of the characters walking. There must have been a house rule about wearing only underwear, too. I found myself skipping ahead every five minutes to see if anything exciting happened. Nope. I saw a budget amount of a million for this movie. I can't see how they could have spent over $10,000. Must have been spent only on salaries they paid these people who worked on it.
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4/10
A cerebral alien invasion without spaceships and explosions
uugeejay17 January 2014
Going into 1313:UFO Invasion, understand this is NOT an action film, but a cerebral one. You are not going to see spaceships and laser explosions. The aliens are subtle, chameleon, careful not to appear out of the ordinary. They are here to watch, study and collect samples and data. These scientist-aliens are more voyeurs than soldiers.

To that end an unsuspecting group of buff frat boys wind up in the clutches of a 'MILF-ish' alien (the ever lovely Monique Parent) who is here to observe and collect biological samples. One by one, brief wearing frat boy after brief wearing frat boy is waylaid and ends up strapped to a bed for study and lethal extraction of samples.

Subtle, under the radar aliens is an interesting premise, but the way the concept is presented might be better suited for a half hour TV episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits -- there is no gore, sex or bad language. Here we have a story that seems padded with repetition, and is stretched rather thin.

The ending was an unexpected surprise, however. Stick around for it.
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3/10
Watch if you have really nothing better to do
bdahl1722 January 2014
This moves along at a snail's pace with no discernible plot until 3/4 of the way through. Repetitive and tedious.

Nice looking young actors, but given little dialog it's difficult to show your talent, other than having a fit body.

Do you like looking at frat party type bodies? This is all you'll get.

A lot of camera panning over the male body, but if you are looking for full nudity or sex or a hint of any gay story line (as implied by choices offered on Netflix) you won't get it in this movie.

The only redeeming value is the eye candy.

Apparently there are related movies with the title beginning with 1313. I don't see the relevance of the number after watching this one.
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1/10
Cheapjack trash
Leofwine_draca14 December 2017
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More cheapjack trash from David DeCoteau under the '1313' banner. All of these films were shot in the same Californian mansion and feature endless sequences of young muscle men walking around in their underwear. A guy is often tied to a bed for the entire duration while scream queen Monique Parent shows up to add a few lines of plot. The science fiction angle is non-existent and exists merely to give this film a title to differentiate it from the rest.
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1/10
Waste of time
mageares2 February 2014
If you have 72 minutes in your life and don't care about wasting them, then this is for you. Netflix must have been paid to put this in their library. There is nothing Gay about this movie at all. If you want to look at a few hot guys and don't care that there is no story or plot, then go for it. Every guy wears white briefs by design, I guess and about every 10 minutes or so it's like ground hog the movie, just a different guy but same thing over and over again and again. I suppose the only reason this was put in a Gay category was because of the guys in it.

They seem to focus on the guys chest and nipples. NO nudity or anything close to it and I can't see how they spent ! million making it. I think a 1st year film student could have come up with a better story. I think most of the production cost must have gone to Netflix for carrying this garbage. Thankfully Netflix has better things to watch in it's library
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10/10
It's a good one! *SPOILERS MIGHT BE ADDED*
tamaracarl7311 February 2014
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First of all....

THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS UNBELIEVABLE <3 (: I'm really proud of how sensual the acting- was portrayed....

Though, the first 1313 movie I watched was extremely better than this one (better scenery) I still thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.

A question I would like answered: Did you run out of whitey tighties? I only ask because.... some had on black boxer briefs and it really threw me off. :/ I guess I just don't understand (and probably never will.... *sad face ): * )

The music was very VERY appealing... is there a CD I can buy?

Now, once again I'd like to announce that everyone deserves an Emmy award because I was blown away with the suspense, the sexuality, the acting and the way the Sun shined through-out the whole house. I'm looking forward to the next video, thank you. <3
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