The Last of Us (2013 Video Game)

W. Earl Brown: Bill

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• Ellie : So... why don't you fix one these cars?

  [referring to the mass of broken down cars] 

  Bill : Oh my God, you're a genius. I mean the whole time, why on earth hadn't I thought about fixin' one of these cars?

  Ellie : Okay, don't be a dick...

  Bill : The tires are rotten and the batteries are dead.

• Joel : Don't you have a plan B?

  Bill : You're lucky you're still drawing breath! That was plan A, B, all the way to fucking Z!

• Bill : You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.

• Bill : Once upon a time, I had somebody that I cared about... It was a partner. Somebody I had to look after. And in this world, that sort of shit's good for one thing: Gettin' you killed. So you know what I did? I wizened the fuck up, and realized it's got to be just me out there.

• Ellie : We're here because you owe Joel some favors, and you can start by taking these off!

  [referring to handcuffs dangling from her wrist] 

  Bill : I owe Joel some favors... is this some kind of joke?

  Joel : I'll cut to the chase: I need a car.

  Bill : Well, it is a joke. Joel needs a car! Well, if I had one that works, which I sure as hell don't, what makes you think I'd just give it to you? Huh? "Yeah sure, Joel, go ahead, take my car! Take all my food too, while you're at it!

  Ellie : By the looks of it, you could lose some of that food.

  Bill : [Points a knife at her]  You listen to me, you little shit...

  Ellie : No, fuck you! You handcuffed me!

• Bill : Listen, are we square?

  Joel : We're square.

  Bill : Good. Now get the fuck out of my town.

• Bill : [attempting to start a truck]  Battery's dead but the cells are alive.

  Joel : Meaning?

  Bill : Meaning we push it, get it started, and the alternator will recharge the battery.

  Joel : [scoffs, amused]  That your guess?

  Bill : Look, you wanted a plan B, this is as good as it gets!

  Ellie : [walking up to Joel]  What're you thinking?

  Joel : I'm thinkin' you drive and we push.

  [Ellie hops in the car. Joel leans into the window, concerned] 

  Joel : You gonna be okay with this?

  Ellie : Yeah. Not a problem.

  Joel : You're doin' a good job. I figure you should know that.

  Ellie : I won't let you down with this.

• Ellie : Jeez! What was up with that big guy?

  Joel : He's been infected for a long time. We call 'em bloaters.

  Ellie : Bloater. Okay. Got it.

  Bill : I hate to interrupt your little biology lesson, but can we get the fuck out of here? Please?

• Joel : You picked a hell of a place to hole up, didn't ya?

  Bill : As bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me. You of all people should understand that.

  Ellie : What does that mean?

  Joel : [sighs]  Nothin'. You sure that gate's gonna hold 'em?

  Bill : Well I locked it, they don't have a key.

• Bill : [to Ellie]  HEY!... What did i say to you when we walked down the steps... What I say

  Ellie : I'm just fixing your stupid pile

  Bill : DON'T TOUCH!

  [Ellie give Bill the middle finger]