I've watched lots of incoherent trash before, but this is head and shoulders above the rest. No logic, consistency, or plot that makes any sense whatsoever. Just a lot of nasty and vile action and conversation, all pointless.
And on top of all that, utterly boring! I am right now seriously considering cancelling my Amazon Prime membership for making it even possible for me to watch this abomination.
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It's Tiffani with an I
mikeledo30 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Six models and an actor enter a factory style building only to get caught in a "No Exit" type of elevator where they are at odds with each other. This is where we get some character build up before they exit into a personal hell.
The characters were only partially developed and needed to be fully developed to craft the personal hells, rather then relying on model stereotypes. Glenn (Tony Slade) attempted to be colorful, but he was no Killjoy. I love "No Exit" style stories when done well and this one wasn't done well. Some of the dialogue was smile cute, but the film fell short (about 15 minutes). They cut the camera at many of the action scenes that would cost money to execute. Only Film Trailer extras on DVD.
Guide: F-word, Brief rape. Nudity (Jennifer Renée Price + FF extra)
The characters were only partially developed and needed to be fully developed to craft the personal hells, rather then relying on model stereotypes. Glenn (Tony Slade) attempted to be colorful, but he was no Killjoy. I love "No Exit" style stories when done well and this one wasn't done well. Some of the dialogue was smile cute, but the film fell short (about 15 minutes). They cut the camera at many of the action scenes that would cost money to execute. Only Film Trailer extras on DVD.
Guide: F-word, Brief rape. Nudity (Jennifer Renée Price + FF extra)
Bye Bye, Brain Cells
steeleamy18 April 2019
I've seen a LOT of terrible "horror" movies. Some are so bad they're good and some are just plain bad. 6 Models in Hell is worse than bad. I swear I lost brain cells watching this thing.
Let's start off with the acting. It was meh. That's all I have to say about that.
The characters: They're all unlikeable jerks. I found myself rooting for the end credits instead of these miserable people.
The dialogue: DREADFUL. Some of the audio was hard to hear because it sounded like it was recorded in someone's basement. Also, TOO MUCH FREAKING SCREAMING!!!! I get that horror movies and screams go together, but the majority of the screaming in this mess was just the jerk characters arguing with each other. The constant screaming actually gave me anxiety and I almost turned the movie off 25 minutes in.
The plot: Okay, so to avoid spoilers, I'm just going to say if executed properly, the plot could've been interesting. However, it wasn't done right and ended up being tedious and hard to follow. Also, the boring dialogue and bad editing took away from the plot.
To sum this movie up, don't watch. It's boring, annoying, and not even laughable. I can give laughable horror movies a pass, but this is just a chore to sit through.
6 Models in Hell? More like "The Viewer in Hell"!
Let's start off with the acting. It was meh. That's all I have to say about that.
The characters: They're all unlikeable jerks. I found myself rooting for the end credits instead of these miserable people.
The dialogue: DREADFUL. Some of the audio was hard to hear because it sounded like it was recorded in someone's basement. Also, TOO MUCH FREAKING SCREAMING!!!! I get that horror movies and screams go together, but the majority of the screaming in this mess was just the jerk characters arguing with each other. The constant screaming actually gave me anxiety and I almost turned the movie off 25 minutes in.
The plot: Okay, so to avoid spoilers, I'm just going to say if executed properly, the plot could've been interesting. However, it wasn't done right and ended up being tedious and hard to follow. Also, the boring dialogue and bad editing took away from the plot.
To sum this movie up, don't watch. It's boring, annoying, and not even laughable. I can give laughable horror movies a pass, but this is just a chore to sit through.
6 Models in Hell? More like "The Viewer in Hell"!
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