Nostradamus-Chicken (2012)
Paula Bucar: Kornelija
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Quotes
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Kornelija : Had the Nostradamus-chicken not predicted that we will win, I would not have even bothered playing.
Girl in "Prigorke" team : Tomorrow we have the championship match. And the chicken will again decide who will win.
[Epikur and Lebdan exchange worried looks]
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Lebdan : [after Nostradamus-chicken predicted that they will lose] What is this? My great grandfather was the biggest victim during World War I! How he sacrifised himself!
Epikur : [Rips his shirt in anger] This is all the fault of those Illuminati! And those Masons! They foiled this! She is leading her nation into doom... That crazy chicken! Did she go mad? What is wrong with her?
[his cap falls off]
Lebdan : It's all right, Epicurus. Calm down, my friend... Are we really going to worry ourselves... Because of a stinky, dirty chicken?
Epikur : [calms down and starts to laugh] All that stress because of a cellulite, fat chicken?
Lebdan : [points at the screen of the laptop showing the chicken] And look what an ugly comb she has!
Epikur : [starts laughing even more. After a while, he becomes serious] I read that those Dominique chickens helped Ottomans to conquer us in the 15th century! They did not want to lay eggs for us, but just for them! And now we should take notice of these... Quislings! No way! Prigorke are winning nonetheless!
Lebdan : That's right! We will win!
Epikur : Yes!
Kornelija : [Knocks and enters their office] And? What did the Nostradamus-chicken predict?
Epikur : [after a short hesitation] That we will win, of course!
[His cap falls off again]
Lebdan : We will win! With a 100 goals of difference! All the matches till the end! We will win the world cup!
Kornelija : Can I see the video recording?
Epikur : [closes the laptop and hides it] Nostradamus-chicken advised us not to watch TV or Internet! Those are the new rules! Do not watch anything until the match!
Lebdan : That's right, that's right... No TV! No games, soap operas, cinema and such nonsense!
Kornelija : But why should we train when we will win anyway? Nostradamus-chicken predicted it!
Lebdan : Don't argue with me! That's the way it goes with prophecies! Give me all your mobile phones, all until the last one of you!
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Epikur : Lebdan, do you remember when we used to watch He-Man and She-Ra? Who was stronger? Hordak or Skeletor?
Lebdan : Skeletor is stronger. He has magic.
Epikur : Hordak is stronger! Skeletor is a provincial Ron Paul who does not know how to get in power. Hordak, on the other hand, is ruler of a whole planet! Hordak is stronger, obviously!
Lebdan : Skeletor does not even want to conquer a whole planet.
Kornelija : Forget that, we are going to lose tomorrow anyway.
Epikur : Forget you about that so-called Nostradamus-chicken! If I were not a vegetarian, I would have made chicken soup out of her a long time ago.
Kornelija : You should have went to that farmer right from the start and forbid him to allow the chicken to predict about us. And Hordak and Skeletor are both weaker than Nostradamus-chicken!
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Epikur : Well, yeah, but we can still win, right?
Kornelija : It is over.
Epikur : But...
Kornelija : It is over. Over.
Lebdan : And have you seen that episode when He-Man once arrived and...
Epikur : [Yells] Not-NOW-Lebdan!
[Turns towards Kornelija again, talks gently]
Epikur : But, we can still win. We can. It can be done...
Lebdan : [Looks at him with a frightened look]