30 Rock (TV Series)

Dance Like Nobody's Watching (2012)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

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Quotes 

• Frank Rossitano : Kenneth, we were just out on the Plaza, and four flaming horses rode by.

  Kenneth Parcell : Reverend Gary says super-gay horses are one of the signs of the apocalypse!

• Kenneth Parcell : I'm finally doing my dream chores.

  Pete Hornberger : Give me that.

  [reads list] 

  Pete Hornberger : "Scrape sticker off ceiling, fix that humming noise only I can hear, organize snack table by food Jewishness." Kenneth, this stuff isn't even your job.

  Kenneth Parcell : That's why they're dream chores.

  Pete Hornberger : Look, if it was my last day on Earth I wouldn't be here, I'd be with Paula, admitting I'm in love with her twin sister.