- Grunkle Stan: [on a boat, to a couple on another boat with the man about to propose] Wanna hear a joke? Here goes: my ex-wife still misses me
- [beat]
- Grunkle Stan: *but her aim is gettin' better!*
- [beat]
- Grunkle Stan: *Her aim is gettin' better!*
- [beat]
- Grunkle Stan: You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!
- Dipper Pines: All right, if we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think: what's the number one problem with most monster hunts?
- Soos: You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie.
- [pause]
- Soos: Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?
- Grunkle Stan: All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
- Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines: Yay!
- Dipper Pines: Wait, what?
- Grunkle Stan: Hey!
- Grunkle Stan: Wanna hear a joke?
- Grunkle Stan: Here goes.
- Grunkle Stan: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
- Grunkle Stan: Her aim is getting better!
- Grunkle Stan: You, you see it's funny because marriage is terrible.