- Lucy Stone: So, how was your tour?
- Kendall Knight: Maybe you should ask James about that.
- Lucy Stone: I would but he's crushing on me again, and you're NOT crushing on me, which means we can have, you know, an intelligent conversation.
- Kendall Knight: Yeah. Can't do that right now.
- Lucy Stone: Why not?
- Kendall Knight: Because then I'd have to run a half mile through a crowd in my underwear.
- Logan Mitchell: [glowing by the pool] I just wanna be tackled.
- [Reginald pulls up on his tour bus]
- Kendall Knight: Okay, everyone, now would be a great time to get out and tackle glowing Logan.
- Reginald Bitters: And here's Big Time Rush. Now would be a good time to use your complimentary scissors and get some souvenir hair.
- James Diamond: And all I'm sayin' is that you should follow the Rule of Dibs, which states that the first person to utter the word "dibs" has proprietary claim on all car seating, remote controls, found money, tasty snack foods and girls.
- Kendall Knight: W...
- James Diamond: Any violation of said rule will result in the violator having to run one half mile through a crowded public area in his underwear.
- Gustavo Rocque: Griffin and I always argue over which new song to release; so, we've decided to let you pick it.
- Kelly Wainwright: Because you are the most honest person we know.
- Carlos Garcia: I'm not always honest.
- Kelly Wainwright: See?
- Kendall Knight: Lucy is the love of your life?
- James Diamond: Well, she's smart and hot, so - yeah!
- Kendall Knight: What would you say if I told you that she winked at me before we left for tour, you know, when we sang by the pool?
- James Diamond: I would say she probably had something in her eye and DIDN'T wink at you.
- Buddha Bob: I'll be on channel four if you have any more man or bathroom problems - or man IN the bathroom problems.
- Logan Mitchell: Why are you telling Camille to avoid me, huh? I want some answers, NOW!
- Buddha Bob: Well, clearly you have commitment issues and you'll never be a steady boyfriend until you conquer your insecurities and your fear of rejection.
- Logan Mitchell: They're not those answers!
- Camille Roberts: [about Logan] I really wanna tackle him.
- Buddha Bob: No. Logan has to make the first move this time. You always make the first move and what's it gotten you?
- Camille Roberts: An on-again, off-again romance filled with question marks and no commitment.
- Buddha Bob: Mm. Just trust me. It's love science.