The Last Showing (2014)

Finn Jones: Martin

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Martin : I've got a surprise for you.

  Allie : Really? Well that's this one made of?

  Martin : Just saw it, it made me think of you.

  Allie : Wow. Must've cost you a fortune.

  Martin : I got it cheap at the flea market.

• Allie : I've got a surprise for you, too. Me, you, a midnight screening of "The Hills Have Eyes II."

  Martin : What? Tonight?

  Allie : Yeah! Look... It's Wes Craven! I mean, pre-Elm Street, and so I have to to admit, it's an acquired taste.

• Stuart : Could you just do that last bit again?

  Martin : What? You need help! You killed someone!

  Stuart : You *killed* someone. I just captured it.

  Martin : It was your fault!

  Stuart : Oh, now, now, grow up. All good villains take responsibility for their actions.

  Martin : Look, I'm not the villain here.

  Stuart : Ah, lovely. More great dialogue! Oh, I'm so please I cast you.

  Martin : Why me?

  Stuart : Why not? I watch people. I've spent years looking down on them. observing what makes them laugh and cry, be shocked or scared. And I realized, I required a couple. Well, you look like perfect leading man material, and her? Well, she's the girl next door. Got something to fight for, right? Presto! We've got a film!

  Martin : Look, this isn't some game. This my life you're fucking with!

  Stuart : I know. That's why I want to give the people the film they crave.

  Martin : You're just a sad old man with a shitty little camera.

  Stuart : I'm not some amateur, Martin. I've projected films for over 25 years, and if I can no longer show them, then I might as well learn how to make them! And what I learned, I learned that these days, you've got an angle, hm? I decided I was going to make a horror film using real people. No one's done that before! You're going to be famous. We all are!

  Martin : Who's going to watch a film that someone died making?

  Stuart : Bruce Lee, "Enter The Dragon." Brandon Lee, "The Crow." And what about those children that were decapitated by the helicopter in that Twilight Zone movie? What about that then?

  Martin : Guess what? They were accidents!

  Stuart : And so could this be, if, if, if I edit it differently.

• Stuart : So come on then. How does this end?

  Martin : What do you mean?

  Stuart : Well, you're the filmmaker. You must know how it ends.

  Martin : Of course I do. And why would I tell you? You should never spoil the ending. Never. Now, Martin, isn't it? Martin, we're between takes here. Tell us, how's it going?

  Stuart : What the fuck is this?

  Martin : How's it going? This is, for, for, for the special features. DVD extras and such. It's an interview.

• Stuart : Just the two of us, eh, Martin? Good versus evil, right versus wrong. Oh, I do love this part of the movie.

  Martin : The police will be here any second.

  Stuart : Who do you think cued then, hmm? I'm getting the impression that somehow you don't know this is all part of the plot, Martin. We called the SWAT team 13 minutes ago. Pretty standard response time when you select a few key phrases. And now, poor little Allie, all alone on the roof. She's got no idea, in approximately three minutes, someone else will be killed!

• Martin : Where your cameras now, eh? The power's out! Guess you won't finish your film after all.

  Stuart : I'm not stupid, Martin. Of course the cameras are recording. We couldn't let all this drama not be captured now, could we? Not when I'm about to win!

  Martin : You'll never win.

  Stuart : Have you not figured it out yet? I'm the hero, Martin. You're the villain. Hero always get the girl. He always wins. That's classic storytelling. It's a fact.

• Martin : [Stuart is playing with the escalators]  Very Fucking Funny

• [last lines] 

  Martin : I Can't Let Him Win

  [gets blown away by armed police]