On this broadcast, amiable Joe the Bartender relates to off camera Mr. Dunnahy about the activities of the local tavern denizens: Duddy Duddelson, Fatso Fogerty, Crazy Guggenham, and Tinhorn Schwartz. Joe finishes with a song to 'If I Was a Millionaire.' Hired to pack dishes, records, and books, the ham-handed Rudy the Repairman and his equally blundering partner Whitey annihilate the house of a couple leaving on an extended visit to Europe. The helpless Poor Soul and his girlfriend have problems finding seats together at the movies