... and it ain't a good movie. At one point in the film, one of the main characters complains that she's hungry; she hasn't eaten since that morning. She's so hungry, in fact, that she cuts off the pinky and ring fingers off of one of her hands and tries to eat them. When the "finger food" fails to satisfy her hunger, she attacks her companion and tries to bite a chunk out of her lower leg.
The story is stupid. The acting is beyond atrocious, the monster is one of the worst that I've ever seen. The characters make every single stupid, boneheaded decision that you could possibly make in a life-threatening situation and the ending of the movie is utterly inane. I'm sorry that I wasted the time that I did watching this turd. I've enjoyed bouts of explosive diarrhea with simultaneous projectile vomiting more than I did "Something in the Woods".
The story is stupid. The acting is beyond atrocious, the monster is one of the worst that I've ever seen. The characters make every single stupid, boneheaded decision that you could possibly make in a life-threatening situation and the ending of the movie is utterly inane. I'm sorry that I wasted the time that I did watching this turd. I've enjoyed bouts of explosive diarrhea with simultaneous projectile vomiting more than I did "Something in the Woods".