- James Diamond: [as majestic music plays] Gustavo, we haven't been camping once since we moved from Minnesota.
- Logan Mitchell: The call of the wild is calling. We manly men must answer that call.
- Carlos Garcia: We need to sleep under the stars and see the sun rise to the sweet, sweet sounds of the loon.
- Camille Roberts: Oh, you think boys are better campers than girls?
- Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell: [chuckling] Yeah.
- Camille Roberts: Hey, I've camped a lot with my dad and brothers, and I'm good.
- Jo Taylor: Me, too.
- James Diamond: [sarcastically] Oh, okay. Well, you know what, let's just invite the Jennifers and make it a girls versus guys camp-off.
- Logan Mitchell: [sarcastically as well] That would be lovely.
- [looking to the side, the three Jennifers approach dressed in camping outfits]
- James Diamond: I was kidding!
- Jo Taylor: Last week on New Town High, we did a camping episode where we got attacked by zombies and a vampire bear saved us.
- Jennifer 1, Jennifer 2, Jennifer 3: You scared?
- Kendall Knight: Do we looked scared?
- Gustavo Rocque: May I remind you, your contract clearly prohibits any dangerous activities like...
- Kelly Wainwright: Skydiving, candle making, and outdoor camping.
- [Jennifer refuses to allow Katie to camp out in front of Big Buy]
- Katie Knight: But, Mom, I've been good, I got straight As, and... I'll be sad.
- [pulls a pouty face]
- Jennifer Knight: Forget it. Sad look won't work.
- [Katie gives an angry glare]
- Jennifer Knight: The mad look won't work, either - AND DON'T give me the "I'm growing up so fast and you're gonna regret not having spent more time with me when you had the chance" speech.
- Katie Knight: Hey, you can not save a spot in line. Big Buy's overnight line policy is "first come first served," and I was here first.
- Jett Stetson: Yes, but the policy of life is, if you're great-looking with snacks, you can do anything you want.