- Frankie Heck: Oh, God, this is crazy. Look at us. We're taking the Donahues' Passat, lying to each other, sneaking around. We can't keep doing this. We have to make a schedule.
- Axl Heck: Oh, God, I can't afford to lose the Donahues. They feed me real food. They taught me how to brush my teeth. If I lose that family, I've only got this family.
- [after Frankie breaks down and admits that they've been secretly driving the Donahues' new car while they were away]
- Nancy Donahue: Why would I ever hate you? I hate myself for not telling you to drive it in the first place! Seriously. What is the point of having a brand new car if you can't share it with your neighbors? I'm *thrilled* you drove it!
- Ron Donahue: Absolutely! You saved one of us from getting the first scratch and fighting with each other about it.
- [laughs]
- Ron Donahue: Thanks, man!
- [Donahues leave smiling and laughing]
- Frankie Heck: Well, now I know what's behind that Wall Of Nice. Big rolling fields of nice! I mean, they're just great. So, so great.
- Mike Heck: Yep. They really deserve better neighbors than us.