- Dave Attell: Check out that, eh, bench. What kind of wood do you think that is?
- Greg Fitzsimmons: All I know is: the Amish made it, but they never fucked on it.
- Dave Attell: This is why I love Sharon Kane. Look at that hair. Look at that long, down to her beautiful ass. And she's wearing a pair of, I guess she is a superhero, I've never seen panties like that.
- Greg Fitzsimmons: Yeah, they talk about the drug use of the performers, what about the drug use of the make-up artists on these films?