- Jim Norton: Ah, one bad moustache after another. I love these old flicks.
- Dave Attell: Well, that was the best part about it, and sideburns ruled the day.
- Jim Norton: Yes.
- Dave Attell: 'Cause sideburns are the balls of the face, and as you can see, this guy has some heavy duty balls.
- Jim Norton: Seka deserves a lot better than what Paul Thomas is giving her right there.
- Dave Attell: I though he would have really swung right into something fancy like an Angry Manatee or a, you know, a Limping Penguin.
- Dave Attell: Have you ever been laid by a midget?
- Jim Norton: No, I've never even spoken to one. I'm afraid it's catchy.
- Dave Attell: [watching a scene from Prisoner of Paradise] This guy's talking to a picture of Hitler. It's hard to keep a hard on, but you know...
- Jim Norton: It's hard not to get one!