- Beavis: 1,2,3,4/Beat your meat upon the floor./Beat your meat.
- Beavis, Butt-Head: Beat your meat./5,6,7,8/Beat your meat with a roller skate./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.
- Beavis: 13,14,15,16
- Beavis, Butt-Head: Beat your meat without resisting./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.
- Beavis: 17,18,19,20/Beat your meat, you still got plenty.
- Beavis, Butt-Head: Beat your meat./Beat your meat.
- Butt-Head: Uh, wait. What's 9,10,11,12?
- Beavis: It's 9,10,11,12/Beat your meat until it swells./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.
- Butt-Head: Now that's a good song. You know who would sing that song really good? Adele.
- Butt-Head: Yeah, she'd be great, you know. Hey, give it a woman's perspective.