Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Ponyo (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• [the Critic goes to Anime Milwaukee] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [narrating]  As I enter my next con at Anime Milwaukee, I realize that I stand upon the threshold of my 200th episode. By god, 200 episodes. I can't just review another bad nostalgic movie. I have to review something different and unexpected, but what could I choose?

  [he looks around at the convention] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Anime: it continues to be such a large part of geek culture. Surely there must be something strange enough and unique enough that Japanese animation can give me to look at.

  [he spots a stuffed fish] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Of course. Inspired. Ingenious. The Internet will love me forever. I now know what I must review for my 200th episode!

  [he turns to a huge crowd] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I'm gonna review "Ponyo"!

  [the crowd stands there, stunned, then suddenly rush him to attack; the Critic screams in terror] 

• Nostalgia Critic : [in demonic voice]  PONYO WANT HAM! You will not stop my relentless pursuit of Oscar-Meyer. By the satanic creatures of the sea, I will have ham! HAAAM!

• [Ponyo review. Ponyo runs after a crying baby] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Ponyo, in demonic voice]  By the satanic powers of ham, you will be SILENCED! The flesh of the meat will be consumed! HAAAM!