- [the Critic goes to Anime Milwaukee]
- Nostalgia Critic: [narrating] As I enter my next con at Anime Milwaukee, I realize that I stand upon the threshold of my 200th episode. By god, 200 episodes. I can't just review another bad nostalgic movie. I have to review something different and unexpected, but what could I choose?
- [he looks around at the convention]
- Nostalgia Critic: Anime: it continues to be such a large part of geek culture. Surely there must be something strange enough and unique enough that Japanese animation can give me to look at.
- [he spots a stuffed fish]
- Nostalgia Critic: Of course. Inspired. Ingenious. The Internet will love me forever. I now know what I must review for my 200th episode!
- [he turns to a huge crowd]
- Nostalgia Critic: I'm gonna review "Ponyo"!
- [the crowd stands there, stunned, then suddenly rush him to attack; the Critic screams in terror]
- Nostalgia Critic: [in demonic voice] PONYO WANT HAM! You will not stop my relentless pursuit of Oscar-Meyer. By the satanic creatures of the sea, I will have ham! HAAAM!
- [Ponyo review. Ponyo runs after a crying baby]
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Ponyo, in demonic voice] By the satanic powers of ham, you will be SILENCED! The flesh of the meat will be consumed! HAAAM!