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Punch-Out!!
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Disco Kid
: I have a 3-step program for you. I punch you, You fall down, I win!
Mr. Sandman
: Tell your face, to leave my fists alone!
Aran Ryan
: If ye lie down with dogs, ye'll rise up with fleas!
Aran Ryan
: Try this one on for size!
Aran Ryan
: [
yells insanely
] Let's go! Let's go!
Aran Ryan
: Keep hittin' me! I love it!
Aran Ryan
: You pretty like me sister!
Aran Ryan
: Whaddaya ya lookin' at, Little Mac? Huh?
Aran Ryan
: Me sister hits harder than you, boy!
Aran Ryan
: You prob'ly got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya, Mac?
Aran Ryan
: Ye' don't look Irish!
Aran Ryan
: Fightin's like BREATHIN', Mac!
Aran Ryan
: Here's one of me favorites, Mac.
Aran Ryan
: You gonna love this, Mac!
Aran Ryan
: [
to the audience
] Huh? Whozzat? Let's go! I'll take a piece of you now! Hey! You think you're a man, do ya? Oh, you think I'm funny, huh? C'mon! Uh! Ah! Uh!
Disco Kid
: Here it comes!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] This is boxing, Little Mac, not a tea party!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] Ha! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, KO!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] Hey! Hey! Liberty!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] COMBAT BOOTS!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] I am a fighting machine! My name: Von Kaiser!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] I'm coming after you!
[
starts singing La Marseillaise
]
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] My doctor said that you are bad... for my health.
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] HA HA, HA! I WON!
Disco Kid
: [
dancing
] Ready for this? Yeah! Disco Kid!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] Hello, hello! I am Glass Joe! Ha-ha!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Your time is up!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] Where are you? Mommy!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] Me: German Precision. You: Windmill!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] My hands hurt, the boxing gloves are too tight.
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] My head is in great shape, but my stomach is mush...
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] I go to the left? I go to the right? Ah ha ha ha!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] Hey-hey! Long live France!
Glass Joe
: [
translated
] Watch out for my chin! Don't hit my chin!
Von Kaiser
: [
translated
] AAAAAATTAAAAACK!
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