- Tasha Davenport: I'm just saying this game is affecting him. Last week he tried to pause me - twice!
- Donald Davenport: [grinning to the guys] That'd really come in handy.
- Donald Davenport: [catching Tasha's expression] If it wasn't so wrong.
- Leo Dooley: Well, I keep telling you I'd love to work with you in the lab.
- Donald Davenport: Yeah, and I keep telling you I don't want to die in a fiery explosion.
- Donald Davenport: [grudgingly] You can be my... lab assistant.
- Leo Dooley: I prefer "scientific liaison."
- Donald Davenport: Yeah, how about Vice President of Stop Talking Before You Blow It?
- Bree Davenport: The coolest girls in school are coming for a sleepover, and I don't want this place smelling like feet and pickles.
- Adam Davenport: Well, not me. I'm armpits and onions.
- Chase Davenport: We are TOTALLY gonna sabotage that party! Whoo!
- Adam Davenport: Yeah, I don't really know what "sabotage" is, but if it means I'm getting wet, dirty or stuck to something, I'm in.
- Donald Davenport: Well, you're just lucky you didn't break my new laser deflector.
- Leo Dooley: [brightening at the sight of it] Laser deflector? That's got my name written all over it.
- Donald Davenport: Oh... if your name is Hands Off M' Stuff.
- Donald Davenport: I have an incredibly complicated task I need YOU to supervise.
- Leo Dooley: Well, I AM a multitasking go-getter with a knack for professionalism.
- Stephanie: [appraising the Davenport home] Sick house, totally huge, insane views, and it looks down on all the renters.
- Stephanie: Did you just hit me with that pillow?
- Bree Davenport: Yeah, and you just totally ate that couch!
- Chase Davenport: It's a prank! I don't really have three arms.
- Adam Davenport: I know, but it looks so real.
- Tasha Davenport: What's going on HERE?
- Bree Davenport: Stephanie's deciding which of MY clothes are cute enough for her to wear.
- Chase Davenport: Now, the best prank is always the one that you don't expect.
- Adam Davenport: Got it.
- [throws a handful of flour in Chase's face]
- Donald Davenport: It's not glass. It's a highly flexible industrial-grade polymer designed to withstand a missile hit.
- Leo Dooley: Oh. You got as missile?
- Donald Davenport: Not ON me!
- Donald Davenport: Leo, buddy, next time, try not to mention our secret plan IN FRONT OF THE GIANT FLAMING SKULL!
- Chase Davenport: In a horror movie, the first person to leave the room always gets killed. After you, Adam.
- Leo Dooley: I did it! I killed it! And when I killed it, I was killin' it!
- Donald Davenport: You know, if I didn't have piles of pellets in my man folds right now, I'd almost be impressed.
- Leo Dooley: Does that mean I'm still your lab assistant?
- Donald Davenport: Uh, well, let's do the math: Um, how 'bout "Forget it" plus "Are you crazy?" divided by "You're outta your mind" multiplied by "You almost killed me."
- Leo Dooley: Equals "Maybe" to me.
- Donald Davenport: Great. Now, if you'll excuse me, those pellets were relatively high in fiber.