Quotes
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Motorist : [Motorist is being pulled over by Cooper and Tang for dropping a banana peel out his car window onto the road] What did I do?
Officer John Cooper : Licence and registration please. You were splitting lanes. Sir, you can't eat breakfast behind the wheel.
Motorist : I'm late for work. What am I supposed to do, just pull over?
Officer John Cooper : I'm also citing you for littering.
Motorist : A banana?
Officer John Cooper : That's right.
Motorist : It's biodegradable.
Officer John Cooper : So why don't I come on over to your house and take a shit on your pillow. Would that be okay, since it's biodegradable?
Motorist : [Hands over licence and registration to Cooper] Okay. Listen. Here. You know, I'm not the bad guy.
Officer Jessica Tang : A banana?
Officer John Cooper : An asshole with a small carbon footprint is still an asshole.