- DCI Gill Murray: Hiya Slap!
- DCI Julie Dodson: I am lying next to a hot, steamy body
- DCI Gill Murray: Oh! Good god woman! Keep your dirty little sexual fantasies to yourself!
- DCI Julie Dodson: Well I would Gill, but I know its the only excitement you get this side of Christmas.
- DCI Gill Murray: Excuse me lady!
- [Whispers]
- DCI Gill Murray: I've got a toy boy.
- DCI Julie Dodson: [laughs] Oh yeah, We've heard about this! You know your mothers paying him to go out with you don't you?
- DCI Gill Murray: Is that the acrid stink of jealousy I detect?
- DCI Julie Dodson: No love, its pity. That was you looking like a knob on the news the other night, wasn't it?
- DCI Gill Murray: [Sarcastically] You're so funny I've just fallen over laughing.