The Tommy Wi-Show (2011– )

Tommy Wiseau: T.W.

Quotes 

• T.W. : I was just preparing an egg breakfast!

• T.W. : Your face, it's so gross. Are you coming to touch me?

• T.W. : Come on, little lesbian.

• T.W. : My life is like a garbage can, it gets worse and worse every day.

• T.W. : Aaaalieeen...