Regular Show (TV Series)

Eggscellent (2012)

William Salyers: Rigby, Trucker 1, Kid

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• Benson : Hey, come on you two, you're supposed to be working.

  Rigby : We're on our lunch break.

  Mordecai : Uh yeah, what he said.

  Benson : Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there. Come on, let's go.

• Rigby : Dude, we have to win that hat.

  Mordecai : Ha, yeah right. Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? No one will ever win that hat.

  Rigby : Aw come on! Did you see how awesome that hat was? It was a net hat.

  Mordecai : Dude, those aren't even cool anymore.

  Rigby : Yes they are! Truckers wear them all the time. It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything.

  Mordecai : Alright, fine it's cool. But seriously a twelve egg omelet, why don't you just buy the hat?

  Rigby : That doesn't make a cool story. "Hey, where'd you get that hat?" "I bought it." "Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it?" "Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money!" Plus why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free?

  Mordecai : Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than...

  Rigby : Dude forget it! You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharing.

  Mordecai : Yeah but...

  Rigby : Shubaboo!

  Mordecai : But...

  Rigby : Sleepypoo!

  Mordecai : Ugh, alright fine. We'll go to that restaurant. I hate it when you talk like that.

  Rigby : Maybe we.