Regular Show (TV Series)

Eggscellent (2012)

J.G. Quintel: Mordecai, Trucker 2

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• Benson : Hey, come on you two, you're supposed to be working.

  Rigby : We're on our lunch break.

  Mordecai : Uh yeah, what he said.

  Benson : Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there. Come on, let's go.

• Rigby : Dude, we have to win that hat.

  Mordecai : Ha, yeah right. Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? No one will ever win that hat.

  Rigby : Aw come on! Did you see how awesome that hat was? It was a net hat.

  Mordecai : Dude, those aren't even cool anymore.

  Rigby : Yes they are! Truckers wear them all the time. It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything.

  Mordecai : Alright, fine it's cool. But seriously a twelve egg omelet, why don't you just buy the hat?

  Rigby : That doesn't make a cool story. "Hey, where'd you get that hat?" "I bought it." "Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it?" "Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money!" Plus why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free?

  Mordecai : Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than...

  Rigby : Dude forget it! You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharing.

  Mordecai : Yeah but...

  Rigby : Shubaboo!

  Mordecai : But...

  Rigby : Sleepypoo!

  Mordecai : Ugh, alright fine. We'll go to that restaurant. I hate it when you talk like that.

  Rigby : Maybe we.

• Mordecai : [at hospital]  I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it.

  Mordecai : [Skips and Benson enter off-screen]  Huh?

  Mordecai : [annoyed by Benson's presence]  Oh, what are you doing here?

  Benson : Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier. It was a stupid thing to say, and I didn't mean it.

  Mordecai : [scoffs; unconvinced]  Yeah.

  Benson : You know, there might be a way to win that hat.

  Mordecai : What? What are you talking about?

  Benson : Tell him, Skips.

  Skips : A long time ago, I knew a guy by the name of Jonathan Kimble. He used to work in the park and just like Rigby, he was obsessed with the hat. His drive for the hat was relentless. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. The omelet was the only thing he would ever eat. He kept a journal, and kept tracking every advantage he could find that would help him on his quest for the hat. One day, he was really excited. He just kept saying, "I figured it out! I figured it out!" He left to attempt it, but he never came back.

  Mordecai : So, what happened?

  Skips : I don't know.

  Mordecai : What do you mean? Didn't you go to the restaurant?

  Skips : None of us did. He'd failed so many times, none of us thought he would ever do it.

  Mordecai : Why are you guys telling me all this?

  Benson : [showing Mordecai a journal and handing it to him]  Because, we got his notebook out of his old locker. It looks like he figured out how to finish the omelet. If you're willing to take the risk, you could win the hat for Rigby.

  Mordecai : [determined after reading notebook]  Let's do it.