- Andre: She wore you down, didn't she?
- Phil Dunphy: This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.
- Andre: It's sad. She got you to believe that.
- Phil Dunphy: No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.
- Andre: Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.
- Phil Dunphy: Right?
- Andre: It really is. Wow.
- [Sniffs]
- Andre: Ugh. Uh-oh.
- Phil Dunphy: What?
- Andre: I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.
- Phil Dunphy: [Sniffs] I don't smell anything.
- Andre: [Sniffs deeply] Yep, that's mildew.
- Phil Dunphy: Huh?
- Andre: This car's been in the flood. It's a Katrina car! I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil!
- Phil Dunphy: Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?
- Andre: We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.
- Mitchell Pritchett: We took Lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.
- Cameron Tucker: I was worried she would think we were taking her back to Vietnam, but she seemed okay.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Yeah, yeah. Possibly because she was an infant when she left Vietnam. Also, Vietnam is not China.
- Cameron Tucker: Well, I had a lollipop with me, just in case.
- Cameron Tucker: [cut to Cameron, Mitchell, and Lily getting off the train] I love that we're doing this. It's important for her to explore the city she lives in.
- Mitchell Pritchett: So much diversity. Keep your wallet in your front pocket.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: My shoe's untied.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, sweetie, it is. Here, have a set. Right here, there you go. Hey, hold Bunny.
- [Tosses Bunny to Mitchell; it flies past him and lands in the train as the doors close]
- Mitchell Pritchett: No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Bunny!
- Cameron Tucker: How did you miss that, Mitchell?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Mr. Conductor! I-I... what? I was Purell-ing! And it's me! Why would you toss it?
- Cameron Tucker: Because my hands were full?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: I want Bunny!
- Cameron Tucker: I know. W-Okay, I have an idea - let's catch the next train, and ride it till it catches up!
- Mitchell Pritchett: They don't catch up; that's called a collision.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, well, do you have a better idea? You're the one that lost it.
- Mitchell Pritchett: No, you tossed it. He who tossed it lost it.
- Cameron Tucker: Don't try to clever your way out of this.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Daddy lost Bunny.
- Mitchell Pritchett, Cameron Tucker: She means you.
- Alex Dunphy: Dad, I don't like this.
- Phil Dunphy: Why not?
- Alex Dunphy: My friend Molly's dad bought a sports car, and now he lives in a studio apartment and dates a girl who works at Forever 21, which she won't be for two years.
- Phil Dunphy: Honey, I'm not leaving your mom.
- Luke Dunphy: Might not be your call.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, my God, it's so pretty! I love it! And I love you, and I promise I'll take super good care of it!
- Haley Dunphy: Can I tell her? Please. I ask for so little.
- Phil Dunphy: Alex, be nice to your sister.
- Alex Dunphy: It's Dad's car, not yours.
- Haley Dunphy: What? But you're too old for this! Ugh, it's just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
- Alex Dunphy: Wouldn't, or couldn't?