- Clyde McBride: I'm super excited for our weekend sleepover! It's gonna be
- [in high-pitched voice]
- Clyde McBride: epic!
- [in normal voice]
- Clyde McBride: So wild. Here's the itinerary.
- [He hands the itinerary to Lincoln]
- Lincoln Loud: You blocked out two hours for a souffle bake-off? What even is that?
- Clyde McBride: If you have to ask, you've already lost.
- Lincoln Loud: Look, I know you're really excited about our sleepover, but...
- [he looks at the itinerary]
- Lincoln Loud: Spanish lessons?
- [scoffs]
- Lincoln Loud: Clyde, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm not going to be here this weekend. I kind of need a vacation from the craziness of my family, so I'm going to spend the weekend at my aunt, Ruth's, cabin.
- Clyde McBride: You need a vacation from your family?
- Lincoln Loud: You've seen my family. I mean, I love them, but people ask me for advice 24/7. Luan's always asking what I think of her jokes, Lola needs my advice on her pageant talents, Dad's always asking me if I can taste the paprika, Lily drags me to the pantry and screams, "I want in there!"
- Clyde McBride: Come on! Your family's the best!