Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Jacob Batalon: Ned
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Quotes
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Ned Leeds : Peter, are you okay?
Spider-Man : Yeah. Just keep trying to get through to Happy.
Ned Leeds : It's been an honor, Spider-Man.
[library lights turn on]
Ms. Warren : What are you doing here? There's a dance.
Ned Leeds : Uh...
[quickly shuts his laptop]
Ned Leeds : [awkwardly] I'm... looking... at porn.
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Peter Parker : I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds : But you are a kid.
Peter Parker : Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
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Ned Leeds : [to Peter] Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker : No, man!
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Ned Leeds : [to Peter] You were on the ceiling!
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Ned Leeds : You're the Spider-Man, from YouTube!
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Peter Parker : No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! I'm just gonna be myself.
Ned Leeds : Peter, nobody wants that!
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Ned Leeds : Do you lay eggs?
Peter Parker : [taken aback] What? No!
Ned Leeds : Can you spit venom?
Peter Parker : No.
Ned Leeds : Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker : [beat] No, Ned.
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Ned Leeds : Always got that internship.
Peter Parker : Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it'll lead to a real job with them.
Ned Leeds : That would be so sweet.
Peter Parker : Right?
Ned Leeds : He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. Here's a gold coin."
[Peter gives him a look]
Ned Leeds : I don't know how jobs work.
Peter Parker : That's exactly how they work.
Ned Leeds : Oh.
[Chuckles]
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Peter Parker : We should probably stop staring before it gets weird.
Michelle : Too late, you guys are losers.
Ned Leeds : Then why do you sit with us?
Michelle : Because I don't have any friends.
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Ned Leeds : You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? Well, it probably would have hurt, right? You know what? Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?
Peter Parker : The spider's dead, Ned.
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Spider-Man : Hey big guy quit moving around!
Ned Leeds : I'm sorry, so sorry sir.
