- Rachel Zane: You know, Louis, if you treated people a tenth as nicely as you treat your cat, they might not feel about you the way they do.
- Harvey Specter: I knew he wasn't a lawyer, I didn't know he was an idiot.
- Jessica Pearson: I knew he was an idiot. I didn't know he was spastic.
- Harvey Specter: She's swinging for the fences, I'll give her that. You know what? I'm going to swing for the fences too. Mike's going to court.
- Mike Ross: I am?
- Jessica Pearson: What's the case?
- Mike Ross: Uh, Emancipation.
- Jessica Pearson: From him?
- [indicating Harvey]
- Mike Ross: I wish.
- Harvey Specter: He doesn't need a court order for that.
- Rachel Zane: Here's your goddamn birthday card. I don't appreciate you coming into my office saying that no one at the firm has what they're supposed to have, and I don't know what crawled up your ass today, but I take care of my business.
- Donna Paulsen: I'm sorry, Rache. You're right. This isn't about you. This is about me.